Well, Keith you forgot one thing...

It seems that all Kohn men have the somewhat hairy trait that could only be called ape-like. I always wondered how our father knew at what point to quit while he was shaving. Maybe he stopped at the point that his comb-over met his thick coat of body hair?? I guess this is another one of those question that will never be answered. It's so unfair that we have to wonder all our lives but we'll just have to learn to live with it.